Suzanne Says…

Some of you may have received this a bazillion times via email - I know I have. But each time I receive it, I laugh at the levels of irony represented within, so I’m sharing it here for those of you who haven’t seen it, and for posterity.
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend [...]

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Most of my friends know the ridiculous amount of email I receive every day and refrain from sending me jokes. Every once in awhile, they’ll send me one, thinking (rightly so) that even I could use a laugh every now and then. Today, I think they all thought I needed a laugh, because I’ve [...]

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Since I fought the Monday but the Monday won, I figured today would have no choice but to be better. Right?
Kamikaze Caller
Today started off with a revealing conversation with New Man who crawled back out of the woodwork a week ago. He had disappeared for a couple of weeks, until I saw him at [...]

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Remember the art program PDD attended at the end of the school year? Well, when we went to her ‘exhibit’ the last week of the program, we found out that the art museum has special program on the second Saturday of every month (that’s free!) where families can go and participate in art projects.
Second [...]

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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and begins to read her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the [...]

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For those of you less fortunate than I to have the honor and privilege of living in the presence of Second Son, this post is my gift to you.
Upon inspecting his gorgeousness (which he does with growing frequency), he announced while looking in the magnifying side of the mirror, “Wow - I’m even sexier when [...]

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