Here’s everything Suzanne has ever said… well, publicly, anyway. (Yeah, she’s quite the blabbermouth…) Oh, and those numbers in () are how many times y’all threw your two cents in, just in case ya wondered…

Get ready to get your scroll on!

January 2009

• 1st Catching Up. (4)

December 2008

• 16th I'm Not Crazy. This Is What KEEPS Me Sane!. (8)
• 13th The Treasure Hunt Known as Laundry Day. (5)
• 12th Choices and Decisions. (8)
• 5th New Addition to the Family. (30)

November 2008

• 26th Recipe For Those of Us "Challenged" Turkey Cooks. (5)
• 19th Blowin' Bubbles in the Water Line. (7)
• 9th Weekly Winners - November 2 - 9. (11)
• 3rd Government Health Warning. (8)
• 2nd The Extra Hour Obviously Wasn't Enough. (1)
• 2nd Weekly Winners - October 26 - November 2. (6)

October 2008

• 31st Maxine on Halloween - Too Many Options. (3)
• 30th Maxine on Halloween - The Neighbor's Kids. (2)
• 29th Maxine on Halloween - Something For Free. (0)
• 28th Maxine on Halloween - Witching Hour. (3)
• 27th Maxine on Halloween - Vampires. (2)
• 26th Weekly Winners - October 19 - 25. (6)
• 25th PhotoHunt: Scary. (19)
• 24th Don't Worry, Be Happy. (8)
• 16th Me and My Little Sweet Pea. (15)
• 15th Stuck Sucks!. (4)
• 5th Weekly Winners (Lots 'o Pics Edition!). (14)
• 2nd Real Reform Now...Or Not. (1)

September 2008

• 30th Bailout Plans Chap My Ass. (7)
• 24th Auntie PDD. (2)
• 23rd An Unexpected Ride. (5)
• 21st Look Who's Sleepin' In Grandma's Bed. (14)
• 20th Why Women Should Vote. (4)
• 19th PhotoHunt: Road. (24)
• 19th Awards. (0)
• 19th Apparently, It's Not an Aberration.... (6)
• 18th Blog Action Day and Bloggers Unite. (2)
• 17th Boston Legal's Last Season :(. (0)
• 15th I've Had Just About Enough. (8)
• 13th PhotoHunt: Wild. (4)
• 11th Second Son as Baby Daddy. (4)
• 11th Thursday Thirteen #15. (9)
• 10th I've Solved Your Voting Dilemna! . (5)
• 8th Diagnosis: Bacillary Dysentery. (5)
• 5th Go Cardinals!. (1)
• 4th My Maybe Grandbaby. (3)
• 2nd Be Kinder Than Necessary. (0)
• 1st Labor of Love. (1)

August 2008

• 27th Thursday Thirteen #14. (4)
• 27th When They're NOT on Each Other's Last Nerve. (5)
• 24th "I Hate You!" Means You Must Be Doing Something Right. (8)
• 21st Thursday Thirteen #13. (3)
• 18th Craig Ferguson is the Shiznit!. (5)
• 17th I Heart Craig Ferguson Even More Now!. (3)
• 17th Weekly Winners August 10-16. (10)
• 16th I Feel Bad About My Neck. (1)
• 16th PhotoHunt: Colorful. (6)
• 14th Installing a Husband. (2)
• 14th Thursday Thirteen #12. (3)
• 13th Seriously Left of Center - Part 3. (6)
• 13th Never Let Mom Do the Invitations!. (5)
• 12th Seriously Left of Center - Part 2. (7)
• 10th Seriously Left of Center - Part 1. (0)
• 10th Weekly Winners July 27-August 9. (15)
• 9th PhotoHunt: Dark. (2)
• 7th Thursday Thirteen #11. (6)
• 4th Apparently, My Friends Think I Need to Laugh Today. (2)
• 2nd PhotoHunt: Clouds. (9)

July 2008

• 31st Thursday Thirteen #10. (18)
• 30th What Keeps Me Sane Through Their Teen Years . (3)
• 29th Oldest Son Back in the Nest. (4)
• 27th Weekly Winners July 20-26. (11)
• 26th PhotoHunt: Hanging. (17)
• 24th Thursday Thirteen #9. (16)
• 23rd Birthday Week in the Bird Family. (3)
• 22nd Monday, the Remix. (2)
• 21st I Fought the Monday but the Monday Won. (3)
• 20th Weekly Winners July 13-19. (24)
• 19th PhotoHunt: What IS that?. (8)
• 18th Pancaked Ta-Tas for Breakfast. (0)
• 17th Suzanne Said.... (0)
• 17th How Do You Like Me Now?. (6)
• 12th Second Saturday at Philbrook Art Museum. (8)
• 9th Summer Rain. (6)
• 8th Laptop Repair - The Final Frontier. (6)
• 1st Chinese Lunch Date with Oldest Son. (2)

June 2008

• 30th Busy With a Capital B!. (4)
• 23rd A First!. (3)
• 22nd A Breath of Fresh Air. (1)
• 21st Date With a Hottie. (2)
• 20th PDD Feeling at Home at VBS. (2)
• 18th Home Is Who Loves Me. (2)
• 17th Fantastic (forty) Four. (2)
• 15th Big Ants Making Themselves at Home. (2)
• 10th Here Comes The Sun!. (2)
• 9th Rainy Days and Mondays. (2)
• 8th Home Invasion!. (2)
• 7th Home for a Little Yellow Bug. (3)
• 6th When Consequences Come Home To Roost. (3)
• 5th Kansas Here We Come?. (2)
• 4th Back to Life, Back To Reality. (3)
• 3rd Can I Run Away From Home?. (4)
• 2nd Where Is Home?. (3)
• 2nd Home, The Transformation Tour. (0)

May 2008

• 31st PDD's Slumber Party. (1)
• 29th Sometimes I Even Amaze Myself!. (4)
• 26th Overnight at Grandma's. (0)
• 22nd You Know You're On Your Computer Too Much When.... (5)
• 20th Never Argue With a Woman. (5)
• 19th Monday, Monday, So Good To Me. (2)
• 16th Last Day of School For Me!. (1)
• 14th Do You Have A Plan B?. (6)
• 12th At Long Last, My Lovely Windows. (4)
• 11th Oldest Son Worked His Butt Off For Mom. (2)
• 11th Happy Mother's Day!. (0)
• 10th Economic Stimulus, My Ass. (1)
• 7th Knocking On Wood As I Type This. (3)
• 6th The Value of a High School Diploma. (2)
• 5th Like Peeling a Band-Aid Off the Hairy Part of Your Arm...REAL SLOW. (5)
• 4th Oldest Son Comes Bearing Gifts. (3)
• 1st PDD's Sister Makes Surprise Visit. (1)

April 2008

• 28th Mother Nature Is Being Kind. (7)
• 27th Saturday Inside, Sunday Outside. (2)
• 24th Never Underestimate the Power of One Click!. (6)
• 22nd The Most Bizarre Phone Call From A School. (8)
• 20th Spring Has Sprung in the Woods. (0)
• 17th Shame On You Pam Peterson. (3)
• 16th They Say I'm Livin' La Vida Loca. (2)
• 14th Catching Up. (1)
• 13th Weekend Away. (1)
• 11th Friday Night Bites. (1)
• 10th I'm Too Sexy. (3)
• 9th No Good Deed Goes Unpunished. (4)
• 8th Pepper Is Home and All Legal Now. (3)
• 8th PDD Picked for After-school Art Program. (2)
• 7th Good Thing I Don't Own a Gun. (2)
• 6th When I Want It More Than They Do. (4)
• 5th DoFollow BlogRoll. (0)
• 5th Suzanne Who?. (0)
• 2nd Shakin' a Bad Case of the Okie-Doke. (1)
• 2nd Try Each One and Tell Me Which You Like Best. (7)
• 2nd Disclosure Policy. (0)

March 2008

• 29th Life Imitates Art, or the Other Way Around?. (3)
• 27th Jealous of Our Dog. (1)
• 25th And We All Lived to Tell About It. (2)
• 19th Spring Break May Just Break Me. (5)
• 17th Finding That Balance Between Making Money and Parenting. (4)
• 15th PhotoHunt: I Spy. (12)
• 14th What A Difference a Judge Makes. (3)
• 14th My Education Continues…. (0)
• 14th Robbing Peter to Pay Paul. (0)
• 14th Dissonance In the Melody of Life. (2)
• 11th Summer Breeze Makes Me Feel Fine. (2)
• 9th Doing What I Can. (3)
• 3rd Another One Bites The Dust. (6)
• 1st PhotoHunt: Party. (10)

February 2008

• 29th Fed Up Friday: Clutter. (3)
• 28th Thursday Thirteen #8. (2)
• 27th A Tale of Two Brains. (0)
• 27th No More Paranoid Schizophrenia!. (1)
• 26th Getting Over Being Such a Hard Head. (0)
• 26th I’m So Hot. (3)
• 25th Time Doesn’t Heal Wounds, Letting Go Does. (4)
• 23rd PhotoHunt: Wooden. (10)
• 22nd Fed Up Friday: My Mail Carrier. (1)
• 21st Thursday Thirteen #7. (8)
• 20th Must Be Video Week Here. (1)
• 18th Will You Be a Johnny Today?. (0)
• 18th So Much for Blogging Every Single Day. (6)
• 15th Fed Up Friday: This Crazy Weather. (0)
• 15th Happy Valentine’s Day. (3)
• 13th Simple Test for Stroke. (1)
• 12th Called On the Carpet. (1)
• 11th My Very Own Ya Ya Sisterhood. (3)
• 9th PhotoHunt: Heavy. (20)
• 8th Fed Up Friday: Being Used. (4)
• 7th Thursday Thirteen #6. (6)
• 7th Flying High. (3)
• 6th We Are What We Do. (0)
• 4th Yes. We. Can.. (4)
• 4th Weekly Winners #5: Still Dealing with Ice Storm Aftermath. (4)
• 2nd PhotoHunt: Narrow. (13)
• 1st Fed Up Friday: Let It All Out!. (3)

January 2008

• 31st Thursday Thirteen #5. (12)
• 31st She Was Becoming Herself. (2)
• 30th When Life Hands You Lemons. (1)
• 28th Counting to 1000 Because 10 Doesn’t Cut It. (7)
• 27th Weekly Winners #4: Callie and Afro. (19)
• 27th PhotoHunt: Old-fashioned. (19)
• 27th Fed Up Friday: A Day Late. (1)
• 25th Thursday Thirteen #4. (6)
• 24th Mission Accomplished. (1)
• 23rd Second Son Saves the Day. (4)
• 22nd It Could Easily Have Been "Suzanne in Real Life". (3)
• 21st Weekly Winners #3: Brotherly Love. (4)
• 21st You Don’t Have to Be a Finance Genius. (0)
• 20th PhotoHunt: Important. (8)
• 19th Fed Up Friday: Settling. (0)
• 17th Thursday Thirteen #3. (11)
• 17th You Thought 2 Pair for Was Good?. (3)
• 15th 7 More Random and Weird Things About Me. (7)
• 15th Some Blogthings For Fun. (3)
• 13th Weekly Winners #2: Pimpin’ His MySpace. (16)
• 13th PhotoHunt: Skinny. (3)
• 12th Fed Up Friday Innaugural Address. (2)
• 10th Thursday Thirteen #2. (0)
• 9th Do You Need to Call Another Country?. (0)
• 9th Reading is Fundamental…ly Headache Producing. (1)
• 8th Day to Read 2008 Recommendation. (1)
• 6th It Takes a Village OR a Best Friend. (10)
• 5th PhotoHunt: Delicious. (10)
• 5th Do You Suppose He Believes Now?. (5)
• 5th Back to School. (0)
• 3rd Thursday Thirteen #1. (3)
• 3rd Whole Lotta Luv Washin’ Over Me. (0)
• 2nd What Kind of Blogger Are You?. (2)
• 1st Happier New Year Each Year. (2)

December 2007

• 29th Need Printer Ink?. (3)
• 29th Have You Decided What You’re Going To Read?. (4)
• 29th We Have Phone and Internet Again!!!. (3)
• 27th Checking Out My Online Dating Options. (5)
• 24th Second Son Interviewed on OldSchoolDad.com!. (4)
• 23rd Santa, Mrs. Claus, An Elf and Some Reindeer. (2)
• 21st Free Blogging Course from Simpleology. (1)
• 20th AT&T: My World. NOT Delivered.. (2)
• 18th That Dark, Smelly Place He Keeps It. (1)
• 18th The Instant Gratification I Won’t Give Up. (1)
• 17th We Have Lights and Heat!. (3)
• 16th Disaster Is A Relative Term. (6)
• 15th All of Oklahoma Declared a Natural Disaster. (0)
• 13th After the Winter Wonderland Melted. (3)
• 11th But God Had Other Plans. (3)
• 10th When Pink Means Trouble. (2)
• 8th I Signed Up for PPP!. (1)
• 8th The Consumerization of Christmas. (0)
• 5th From Sleeping to Teaching in 22 Minutes Flat. (6)
• 3rd I Really Should Be Sleeping…. (5)
• 3rd Me, In Pictures. (2)
• 2nd Mark Your Calendars: A Day to Read!. (6)
• 2nd Lookey What I Made!. (1)
• 1st Mission Accomplished!. (1)

November 2007

• 30th Intention Is A (Beep!). (2)
• 29th Don’t Start None - Won’t Be None. (3)
• 28th Let Me Whinge Because My Rack Is Too Big. (4)
• 27th Monday, Monday…. (4)
• 25th One More Attempt at Journaling. (5)
• 25th If I Hear That Song One More Time…. (1)
• 23rd Woe to the So-Called Friend Next Door. (4)
• 23rd Did You See My Nephew in the Macy’s Parade?. (1)
• 21st And the Wind Comes Sweepin’ Down the Plain. (4)
• 20th Pucker Up and Square Y’Off An Acre. (0)
• 19th 6 Guilty Pleasures. (3)
• 18th A Wild Ride, A Great Blog. (0)
• 17th Go Ahead, Be Mad - It’s Free. (2)
• 17th Even Inmates Get Visitors Now and Then. (3)
• 15th Tag, I’m "It". (6)
• 15th 10 Things I Like About Being a Substitute Teacher. (2)
• 15th NaBloPoMo Huh?. (5)

October 2007

• 19th The Sins of the Fathers. (4)
• 2nd Happy Damned Anniversary. (1)

September 2007

• 17th Mad Click Monday. (4)
• 17th Admitting I’m Officially Old. (5)
• 7th Dad Makes Prom Dress. (2)
• 3rd Mad Click Monday. (2)
• 3rd Some Things Mom Just Can’t Fix. (0)
• 1st Blog Day 2007. (1)

August 2007

• 29th An Uncluttered House Equals An Uncluttered Mind. (0)
• 28th Mad Click Monday (Just Under the Wire!). (2)
• 28th Blog Day 2007 (It’s August 31st). (0)
• 24th Hold On My Child, Joy Comes In the Morning. (0)
• 22nd Old Friend Can’t Return Phone Calls. (0)
• 22nd 10 Things I Like About Me. (1)
• 20th 10 Things That Have Happened To Me. (4)
• 19th Old Friend, We Have a Problem. (3)
• 18th Relief Spelled R-A-I-N. (0)
• 18th Old Friend, Old Flame and A Road Trip. (0)
• 16th Laundry, Dishes and Trash: Two Worlds Collide. (0)
• 13th Stand. (0)
• 13th Old Friend Thinks Too Much, Too. (1)
• 11th Inter-FEAR-ence. (1)
• 10th A Plan? You’re Kidding, Right?. (1)
• 9th Some Like It Hot (But Not Me!). (2)
• 7th Hey Old Friend - Nice To Meet You!. (0)
• 1st And So It Begins…. (2)

July 2007

• 30th Mad Click Mondays!. (1)
• 29th I’m Taking the 30 Day Challenge!. (2)
• 29th Thee Thinks Me Thinks Too Much. (0)
• 28th Surviving a Visit from Mommy-Dearest. (0)
• 27th All Jacked Up. (4)