DO NOT SWALLOW CHEWING GUM!!

OMG! I’m STILL laughing, and Tracy sent this to me via email last week! Thanks, Tracy! I’m just glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I opened that one up! I’d have blown it out my nose for sure!

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This is pushing the limits of Wordless Wednesday, just a tad, but have a laugh on (or at) me, anyway.

Some of you may have received this a bazillion times via email - I know I have. But each time I receive it, I laugh at the levels of irony represented within, so I’m sharing it here for those of you who haven’t seen it, and for posterity.
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend [...]

Thirteen Vehicles I Have Owned

2000 Mercury Grand Marquis LS
1998 Pontiac TransSport
1995 Chevy Diesel Dually
1980 Cadillac Sedan DeVille
1995 Chevy S-10 Blazer
1995 Dodge Neon
1995 Chevy Metro
197? Buick Regal
198? Volkswagen Rabbit
1989 Nissan Sentra
1986 Volkswagen Jetta
1973 Volkswagen Bug
1967 Datsun station wagon

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Thirteen Places I Don’t Care If I See Again or Ever

Las Vegas, Nevada (ever)
Graceland (again)
Detroit, Michigan (again)
Niagara Falls, New York (again)
I-40 from Memphis, Tennessee to Asheville, North Carolina (again…ever! lol)
Any of the Mexican border towns (ever)
Kansas or Nebraska (again)
Little Rock, Arkansas (again)
Anywhere in the Middle East except Egypt and Israel (ever)
Anywhere in the Far East [...]

Most of my friends know the ridiculous amount of email I receive every day and refrain from sending me jokes. Every once in awhile, they’ll send me one, thinking (rightly so) that even I could use a laugh every now and then. Today, I think they all thought I needed a laugh, because I’ve [...]

Last week was all about foreign places I’d like to visit. This week is:
Thirteen Domestic Places I’d Like to See Before I Die

Anchorage, Alaska
New Orleans, Louisiana
San Juan, Puerto Rico
Vieques, Puerto Rico
Napa Valley
Little Big Horn
Honolulu, Hawaii
The Grand Canyon
The Painted Desert, New Mexico
The Rockies in Colorado
San Francisco, California
Key West, Florida
The Outer Banks, North Carolina

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Beads hanging in my hair.

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Thirteen Foreign Places I’d Like to See Before I Die

Paris, France
Athens, Greece
Venice, Italy
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Sydney, Australia
Dublin, Ireland
London, England
Havana, Cuba
Jerusalem, Israel
Cairo, Egypt
The Kalahari Desert (where the Meerkats live!)
Rio de Janero, Brazil
Acapulco, Mexico

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